[Verse 1] Killjoy, you're like a rhinestone pickup line
My drunk guitar's more fun than you'll ever be
Dear God, you're a monologue repeater
A computer is a better friend than I'll ever be

[Pre-Chorus] I ditched you Saturday night 'cause I want you to know
Take a photograph, it's going to last longer
I feel so temporary like some viceroy asshole, maybe

[Chorus] Yeah, kill the viceroy
Yeah, kill the viceroy
Kill the viceroy

[Verse 2] Oh God, give it up, the charisma
This cold call waving is a sign of a weaker disease

[Pre-Chorus] I ditched you Saturday night 'cause I want you to know
Take a photograph, it's going to last longer
I feel so temporary like some viceroy asshole, maybe

[Chorus] Yeah, kill the viceroy
Yeah, kill the viceroy

[Bridge] Why want it? Why need it
Why guess it? Can't help me
God help me, God help me
I am my own and so are you

[Chorus] Kill the viceroy
Kill the viceroy
Kill the, yeah
Kill the viceroy
Kill the
Kill the shit