Er du hore (are you a hooker) –
Kanskje det (maybe) –
Hvor mye koster det (how much is it) –

Two transvestites – Norway style –
Hit it off –
Pretty good for a while –
Shared a mutual –
Interest in crime –
The odds were –
Looking fine at the time –
Turning tricks –
In most eastern cities –
Where pills are queen –
And the romance is shitty –
Invested profits –
In an import-racket –
Life was good –
As so was the market –

But, a good thing –
Can not last forever –
A dark cloud –
Seldom roams alone –
You know they'd seen it all before –
A German shepard –
At their door –
Who ever died of a broken heart… Anyway? –

Jeg vil ligge med deg Gerda (I want to sleep with you Gerda) –
Jeg yil Ligge med deg (I want to sleep with you) –

Business was getting swell –
They moved their units –
Doing better then well –
In half a year –
From rags to riches –
Branched out –
All the way to Pattaya –
Their love was strong –
They felt they coulnd't get higher –
They moved in circles –
Reserved for the few –
She smiled at her –
Even know they knew that –

A good thing –
Can not last forever –
A dark cloud –
Seldom roams alone –
You know they'd seen it all before –
A German shepard –
At their door –
Who ever died of a broken heart… Anyway? –

Time past like water under the bridge –
The cash was flowing –
But they were losing the thrill –
To cool off –
Gerda took a trip back home –
But found it hard –
Being so all alone –
Was tempted hard –
And in the end she caved in –
To a man with a beard –
Operating out of Rykkinn –
Bad news reached Tore –
She flew back enraged –
Bought a gun –
And found them naked –
On the floor at Tøyen –
All strung out on come –
Boom boom bye bye –

A good thing –
Can not last forever –
A dark cloud –
Seldom roams alone –
You know they'd seen it all before –
A German shepard –
At their door –
Who ever died of a broken heart… Anyway? –

Because she looked so good in blue –
Runny make-up and missing a shoe –
Her scarlet blood baby covering the floor –
I ran terrified towards the door –
I am just a denim boy –
I am just a denim boy –
Gerda laying face down –
In her newly found love's boudoir dead –
Tore tried to explain –
To the handsome young police officer –
"Most rooms have four walls and a ceiling –
But sometimes the floor is missing –
And this makes me very angry" –
"Who would ever think –
A Sunday evening in Oslo, Norway –
Could be so sad and grey? " –
The policeman replied, feeling most intelligent –