As I was driving along
The other day
I saw a dead thing
On the side of the street

It wasn't mangled
Or bloody, or anything
Just kind of layin' there
Holding up it's feet

And that made me laugh
It really made me laugh

I got to thinking
About that dead thing
A couple of questions
Ran through my mind

Like, where was it going to
What was on the other side
What was he thinking when he
Got hit and died

And that made me laugh
It really made me laugh
It really made me laugh
It really made me laugh

Everybody now