It was a dusty old night,
And I'm the first to admit it.
I'm sure I upset someone,
But my memory has chosen to omit it.

Tiny voice telling me,
I really should cool it.
Chewing my face off,
Talking absolute rubbish.

The first line hit me like a kick in the face,
I Thought I better have another just in case.
Next thing I knew my heart was under attack,
I Bought a one way ticket to hell…

And Back! (One Way Ticket to hell and back)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back! (One way ticket to hell and back)
Bought a one way ticket to hell!

I'v always tried to keep my vices under wraps,
But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps.
They seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits.
Now my septum is in tatters,
And I've still got the runs.

Burn for a moment then you kick like a mule,
Strangers are agreeing that it was rocket fuel.
Several massive chocking lines of glorious gak,
I've Bought a one way ticket to hell…

And Back! (One Way Ticket to hell and back)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back! (One way ticket to hell and back)
Bought a one way ticket to hell!

Stick it up your fucking nose! Woohoo!

Holy coke, repeating myself, except I'm getting slightly louder,
Pausing just long enough to snort the white powder.
Wheels came off but I'm still on track,
I Bought a one way ticket to hell…

And Back! (One Way Ticket to hell and back)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back! (One way ticket to hell and back)
Bought a one way ticket to hell…

(One Way Ticket to hell and back)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back! (One way ticket to hell and back)
Bought a one way ticket to hell…