I like smoking non-addictive marijuana
I like a big old bong but that soothes me
But what I really like is a big spoonful of heroin
'Cause heroine always gives me what I need

I like a big shot of whiskey in the morning
And a big old shot of cocaine in the afternoon
Hell, shoot whatever you got but man, you best got a lot
'Cause I can see right now that yours'll be gone real soon

You'd say marijuana is non-addictive
If you knew my friend, that might be true
And you get the punches, sit home and watch your TV
But give me a hit, son, I'll show you what that shit'll do

You'd say marijuana is non-addictive
If you knew my friend, that might be true
You get the punches, sit home and watch that TV
But give me a hit, son, I'll show you what that shit'll do

Give me a hit, son, I'll show you what that shit'll do