I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Saw spots of green and red
Get these thoughts out of my head
I wish that I had rolled over
and gone back to sleep instead

Not that there's anything wrong with that

I saw Daddy tickle Santa Clause
Underneath his beard so snowy white
I couldn't make a noise
Yeah, who would've thought that he liked boys?
It seems that he's much further in the closet than my toys

'Friends say "oh my God!"'
'I say "oh my God!"'

Then Mommy and Daddy are kissing Santa Clause
It's a three way, three way tonight
I tell you it was wrong
to see them moan then make her come
At least this year since Dad is queer
I'll get some better stuff

Not that there's anything wrong with that
Not that there's anything wrong with that
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause