(Verse 1)
Please stop playing with your fidget spinner.
It might make you feel like you're a winner,
But it just flew into my dinner.
Please stop playing with your fidget spinner!

Everywhere that I go,
It's a fun-filled free form fidget show.
Soon this fidget fad will slow.
'Til then, be strong and just say no!

(Chorus)
It's driving me, driving me, driving me, driving me crazy.
It's driving me, driving me, driving me, driving me crazy.
Driving me, driving me, driving me, driving me,
Driving me, driving me, driving me, driving me,
Driving me, driving me, driving me, driving me crazy.

(Verse 2)
I guess at first they were kinda cool,
'Til they took over the entire school.
I think it's time for a special rule:
The minute,
That you spin it,
It'll end up in the pool.

I'm starting to think some alien race,
Sent them here from a faraway place.
Maybe that's the way they take over planets.
One mind at a time, not mine, but man, it's…

(chorus)
Driving me, driving me, driving me, driving me crazy.
Driving me, driving me, driving me, driving me crazy.
Driving me, driving me, driving me, driving me,
Driving me, driving me, driving me, driving me,
Driving me, driving me, driving me, driving me crazy.

Driving me, driving me, driving me, driving me crazy.
Driving me, driving me, driving me, driving me crazy.
Driving me, driving me, driving me, driving me,
Driving me, driving me, driving me, driving me,
Driving me, driving me, driving me, driving me crazy.

Driving me, driving me, driving me, driving me,
Driving me, driving me, driving me, driving me,
Driving me, driving me, driving me, driving me crazy.