As soon as I got a paycheck,
You ask me to make it hightech
And to bleach my flecks.
Tabloids will be all over it.
Do you think I should be timid?
All licketysplit.

'upswing,
Plaything! '
That's very flattering.
'brand new! '
And that's just a preview.
'one-two! '
I wouldn't know how to…

As soon as I got a paycheck,
You ask me to make it hightech
And to bleach my flecks.
Tabloids will be all over it.
Do you think I should be timid?
All licketysplit.

'upswing,
Plaything! '
That's very flattering.
'brand new! '
And that's just a preview.
'one-two! '
I wouldn't know how to…
I wouldn't know how to…
I wouldn't…

As soon as I got a paycheck
You ask me to make it hightech
And to bleach my flecks.