[Verse 1] When you walked in the room
I thought my luck had changed
My luck had changed too soon
I saw you on stage with a snake
Navel dripping wet through my plasma screen
Take one, take two, take three, take, take
Take, take, take, take

[Pre-Chorus] But all you said to me was
But all you said to me was

[Chorus] No eye candy, no eye candy
No eye candy, no eye candy
No eye candy, no eye candy
No eye candy, no eye candy

[Bridge] Every night before I go to bed
I like to read a book
So that my mind will stop thinking about the things
I stress about (stress about)
[?] [Chorus] No eye candy, no eye candy
No eye candy, no eye candy
No eye candy, no eye candy
No eye candy, no eye candy