When he's asleep, when he's awake
Eating a Swanson's Salisbury Steak
He's glued to the tv
He knows the names he knows the plot
He likes it when they all get shot
A blaze of glory
Mike tv
Shot in front of a live audience
Mike tv
Owes it all to his parents
And that reminds me
Of something I saw on tv
Or was it some old movie
Life's just no fun it's all reruns

Hey look at me I'm on tv
I am whoever I want to be
I live vicariously
I figured it out
Cause I'm pretty smart
Fast forward through the boring parts
Action's all I see

Mike tv
Back after these messages
Mike tv
Back after these vestiges
And that reminds me
Of something I saw on tv
Or was it some old movie
Life's just no fun it's all rerun