Reality is a frown and everyone in this world is a clown

Welcome to the carnival of gloom
Strap yourself in this ride of doom
A terrible fate on it's way to be met
The end is near so no need to fret

Misuse and abuse really takes you down
The devil's on your shoulder when you're clowning around
You'll be dead to a world left with a smile
This is the Fun House
This is the Fun House

Misuse and abuse really takes you down
The devil's on your shoulder when you're clowning around
You'll be dead to a world left with a smile
This is the Fun House
This is the Fun House

Fantasy is impossible and all your dreams are invisible (in here)

Strap yourself into this Ferris wheel from hell
They're gonna poison your candy apple
Look into the mirror of distortion
See the world for it's disproportion

Misuse and abuse really takes you down
The devil's on your shoulder when you're clowning around
You'll be dead to a world left with a smile
This is the Fun House
This is the Fun House

Misuse and abuse really takes you down
The devil's on your shoulder when you're clowning around
You'll be dead to a world left with a smile
This is the Fun House
This is the Fun House

Now that you've arrived you can turn that frown upside down
In our Fun House we won't hurt you
This is the place at the end of the road where a happy ever after never dies

Misuse and abuse really takes you down
The devil's on your shoulder when you're clowning around
You'll be dead to a world left with a smile
This is the Fun House
This is the Fun House

Misuse and abuse really takes you down
The devil's on your shoulder when you're clowning around
You'll be dead to a world left with a smile
This is the Fun House
This is the Fun House