[Verse 1] My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet your my favourite work of art

[Bridge] Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

[Chorus] But don't change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine, stay
Each day is valentine's day