[Verse 1] Early in the morning
An omelette in my pan
A beautiful, original song in my heart
And black coffee in my hand
Walking through the backyard
Shitty fake farmer clown
Feeling like a million bucks but I know
That any minute it's coming down

[Chorus] Ballin' out in the blacklight
The velvet poster of a crab on your wall
Watch it fall on your futon
And I'm all gone

[Verse 2] Late at night I'm twistin'
Like a juicy, fat luau ham
Sweatin' on the stuff I can't rearrange
It's all a part of who I am

[Chorus] Blowin' out in the blacklight
The velvet poster of a crab on your wall
Watch it fall on your futon
Watch it fall on your futon
And I'm all gone

[Bridge] They've got a problem with nothing
They've got a problem with nothing
They've got a problem with nothing

[Chorus] Blowin' out in the blacklight
The velvet poster of a crab your wall
Every step is a bad trip
When you remember everywhere you went wrong

[Ending] Watch it fall on your futon
Watch it fall on your futon
And I'm all gone