(Soft) [Man1:] "Oi, Get your filthy hands off my desert!"
[Man2:] "What 'e say?"

Brezhnev took Afghanistan

(explosion)
And Begin took Beirut

Galtieri took the Union Jack
And Maggie over lunch one day

Took a cruiser with all hands
Apparently, to make him give it back

Ooo, Maggie what have you done?