[Chorus] He's a gay factory worker from the south
He'll take wut you pee out of and put it in his mouth

Well he works all day
With a great big smile and he carries a large lunch pale
After work its off to the bar where he meets his boyfriend Dale
They love the songs love the dance
Sometimes without wearing pants
Come on boys we'll take a chance
We'll all change our name to Lance(everybody)

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