Clearly, when you say I'm looking healthy
You just mean I'm lacking sexy
Just say you're getting fat and married
I hope this ends like that

Just three more sweet words, hun
It takes two less to fall apart

3:30 AM, and I'm still up
Dry heaving over a measuring cup
Most thoughts that go through my head get stuck circling

Just three more sweet words, hun
It takes two less to fall apart