Carburetors man… That’s what life is all about
[That’s what life is all about] [That’s what life is all about] [That’s what life is all about] [That’s what it’s all about]

I was not myself last night – lost a fight, my woody barely running
By a dude I should have beat, and on the street a blow like that is
Stunning
I finally lost control – I tore my tuck-n-roll

{1st chorus}
Upholstery – Where my baby sits up close to me [ooo aah ooo aah] That’s supposed to be what our life is all about [all about] Upholstery where my baby sits up close to me [ooo aah ooo aaah] That’s supposed to be what our life is all about [all about]

Of all life’s mysteries the greatest one I’ve seen [tell me why] My short runs better when it’s clean

I was not myself last night – I ran a light without my registration
Where the cops were bound to see, and you know me – already on probation
I wound up on parole – I tore my tuck-n-roll

{repeat 1st chorus 2x}

Upholstery – Where my baby sits up close to me [ooo aaah ooo aaah] That’s supposed to be what life is all about[ooo aaah all about] Upholstery where my baby sits up close to me [ooo aah ooo aah] That’s supposed to be what our life is all about [that’s what it’s all
About]

My upholstery [aaah ooo aaah ooo aaah] Where my baby sits up close to me [ooo aah ooo aah] That’s supposed to be what our life is all about
[All about]