I'm just a girl don't want to be a lady
But all I want to do is be really lazy
I sit around I'm catching flies
Porn on TV my only prize

I don't want to be a zebra

Don't wanna be what they'll make me
Cause all I seem to do is make people hate me
I do my job I'm telling lies
I'll sleep around to get through life

I don't want to be a zebra