[first joke]

– Hey Hefe
– What?
– What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
– Uh… You?

[second joke]

– Hey Fat Mike, what's a Jewish dilemma?
– I don't know
– Free ham!

[third joke]

– Hey Hefe, what do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
– What?
– Cuatro Sink-o!
– Ay!!

[fourth joke]

– Hey Melvin, you know why Hitler comitted suicide?
– Why?
– 'Cause he got the gas bill!

[fifth joke]

– Woah guys, woah, that's not funny man, you crossed the line with that one. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my grandfather, he died in a concentration camp
– Oh, Smelly, that's terrible. I didn't know that
– How did he die?
– He fell off the watchtower