[Village Quartet] Hmmm…

Welcome to Transylvania,
We're very happy that you're here!
Welcome to Transylvania,
We greet you with a mighty cheer!
Chalujnik!

[Kemp] We're considered both a Death and a Tourist Trap

[All Five] Thanks to all the Frankensteins,
You put us on the map!

[Bass] So…

[Village Quartet] Welcome to Transylvania

[Kemp] Though vampires suck your blood at night,
And werewolves prowl in the pale moonlight

[All Five] And zombies have a tendency to roam,
It's the place that we humbly call Home
Transylvania!