Mintee… Is my good girl
(Mintee's going and I'm not)
It doesn't do to walk…
It doesn't do to walk away, Mintee

(Mintee's going and I'm not)
(Mintee's going and I'm not)
(Mintee)
Mintee…
(Mintee)
… Is my good girl
(Mintee… It's so f-… It's so convenient for Mintee)
(Mintee… It's so f-… It's so convenient for Mintee to go because Mintee hasn't got
Mintee hasn't got a b-..
Mintee… Mintee hasn't got a wooden leg (?))

(Mintee's going and I'm not)
(Mintee's going and I'm not)
(Mintee's going and I'm not)
(Mintee's going and I'm not)

Mintee… Is my good girl
I say to Mintee, I say, Mintee, come here and, and show me your c*** [?]

Mintee says,… "I can't because…I'm now officially European"