[Verse 1] Everybody's actin' like an asshole
These lunatics are messin' with the vibe
Terroristic putzes in the castle
These feelin's ain't easy to describe
Describe 'em with the…

[Chorus] Death and destruction in the country
Death and destruction all the time
Death and destruction, it ain't funny
Death and destruction on my mind

[Verse 2] I never paid attention in my twenties
I was just a horny little shritzer in the mall
Chucky Cheese, just a-hangin' with my buddies
And then the patrons start runnin' down the hall
Sing it to me:

[Chorus] Death and destruction in the country
Death and destruction all the time
Death and destruction on the T.V
Death and destruction on my mind

[Verse 3] I ain't never ruffle anybody's feathers
I'm just a dumpy little housewife in my heart
But I can't keep my shit together
Nobody tells you where to start
Start with the…

[Chorus] Death and destruction in the country
Death and destruction all the time
Death and destruction, it ain't funny
Death and destruction on my mind

[Instrumental] (Look out for this, look out!)

[Verse 4] I'm as ignorant as anybody else is
I am all about my service with a smile
But I ain't so good at rollin' with the changes
I'd rather be a moron for a while
Just a moron singin'…

[Chorus] Death and destruction in the country
Death and destruction all the time
Death and destruction, it ain't funny
Death and destruction on my mind
One more time, I said…

[Chorus] Death and destruction in the country
Death and destruction all the time
Death and destruction on this T.V
Death and destruction on my mind