[King:] Oh mellifluous dwarf
Prince of all the jesters
Funny little thing you are
Make me laugh
As God's voluminous star
[Hop Frog:] Gracious majesty
Today is not made for laughter day
This moment sacred is more for royal sunsets
Then comic ruin or suicidal jests
[King:] I'll be the judge of that thank you
Make me laugh le petite cur
Drink some wine
Lest you foul sweet time
[Hop Frog:] Drink upsets me
Please your liege
This would mark the death me
[King:] I said drink you scabrous whore
Are you deaf as well as short?
[Tripitena:] Kingdom's Sire
Big as you are
Save such
Bile for larger foes
[King:] Make me laugh
'Fore I stretch your neck like a giraffe