(Knocking)

[Pops] Turn that record off! Turn it down! You're too loud! Turn it down!

[Logic *Rapping*] Reppin' G-Burg/ Take time/ Rape rhyme/ When I rape rhyme

(Pops barges in)

[Pops] What the hell going on in here with all this noise?

[Logic] Da- Dad what are are you doing, man? Why you just run in my room like that, man?

[Pops] Turn the record down! This ain't no- I love Johnny Mathis and Nat King Cole!

[Logic] Dad…

[Pops] Who the hell are these people here rappin'? 2 Chainz, and Change, and two, three chains

[Logic] Aw, man… c'mon…

[Pops] What the hell is going with this music today?

[Logic] (Chuckles) Dad, it's called hip-hop, man. It's my dream

[Pops] Boy, you better wake up!

[Logic] See, I kn- I knew you wouldn't understand. You never understand

[Pops] Why ain't you in school?

[Logic] Dad, it's Saturday

[Pops] Oh yeah, okay. Today is Saturday

[Logic] Yeah. Yeah, it's Saturday

[Pops] Alright then… Get a job!

[Logic] Get a job?

[Pops] Damn… Eat up everything in the damn refrigerator

[Logic] N-N-No. Dad, this is gonna be my job, man!

[Pops] Oh, boy! You just as stubborn just like your momma! Ooh! That fine momma of yours!

[Logic] Dad, stop

[Pops] That's the prettiest white woman I've ever seen, and I ain't seen one pretty since like that!

[Logic] Dad… Dad, no… Dad… Dad, stop!

[Pops] Bitch, I was a Nubian explorer. Let me tell you, your momma- Ooh! That was the finest white woman I've ever seen in my life!

[Logic] Oh my god… Dad! Dad… why you always…?

[Pops] Her hair blowin' in the wind! Whew! Every time I think about it I say, "Whew!"

[Logic] Dad- Dad, just stop! Alright? I don- Don't- I d-d- I don't wanna hear that! C'mon, man!

[Pops] I know you don't wanna hear about it, cause… I get so excited about her!

[Logic] Oh my god…

[Pops] Those pretty blue eyes! Her hair flowin'!

[Logic] You do this every day

[Pops] She can cook. She can cook! Oh my goodness, she can fry some chicken! Whew!

[Logic] You do thi- really? Okay… There's no stoppin' you

[Pops] Where does she learn that? Those fine big ol' juicy titties!

[Logic] What?! Ew- Da- Eww! Dad!

[Pops] Booty! Booty! Big Bertha booty!

[Logic] No! Ew! Oh, god!

[Pops] Mm-Mm-Mm! Them titties all in my [?]!

[Logic] Dad! No! C'mon! Oh my…

[Pops] Big bang! Big bang! Big bang!

[Logic] Dad..Dad! Stop man! Fo' real! If you don't stop I'mma call Child Services, alright?

[Pops] You gon- You gonna call Child Services

[Logic] Yeah, yeah, hum, Child Services… Yeah, you ain't gon' be laughing in jail

[Pops] Go ahead!

[Logic] Tsst. Oh man…

[Pops] I need the silence

[Logic] Oh, you think it's funny now. Look, Dad, I jus- I just wanna make music, man. I don't understand what the big problem is, why can't I-

[Pops] I'mma let you. I'mma let you do your thing. Do your thing! I used to sing like The Tentation

[Logic] The Temptations, yeah

[Pops *Singing*] I got sunshiiiiine

[Logic] Oh my god… Dad…

[Pops] Don't frown when you hear me sing, boy!

[Logic] Oh, okay, look that was back in your day, Dad, and today is my day, and ju- I just wanna make this music, Man. C'mon! Lemme, lemme-

[Pops] Alright. Look, son…

[Logic] Yeah, yeah?

[Pops] If you're gonna do this…

[Logic] Uh-huh…

[Pops] Not run the streets, causing trouble…

[Logic] Alright…

[Pops] And make the music

[Logic] Alright…

[Pops] I'll support you

[Logic] Aight, damn…

[Pops] Right?

[Logic] Yeah- Yeah

[Pops] What's your momma's phone number?

[Logic] What? He- Hey…

[Pops] [?] for me and that pretty white woman

[Logic] Dad, stop!

[Pops] Whew… whew!