Meet me at Dream Wizards on Parklawn Drive
With a handful of paper and a 12-sided die
I got a tip from the manager, the legion of doom
Can be found doing battle in an underground tomb
We veer down the stairs, and we start to descend
Did you hallucinate, melting faces again
Is the magic playing tricks with your mind
Is it just our overlords sending us a sign

[preChorus] Not so fast, there's a coming of tests
Entrance in the counsel means completing a quest

You must journey past the temple on 495
To the top of Great Falls and then you've got to dive

[hook] Kill all the monsters you make
Bathe in the blood that you spray
My kind of dragons are too big to slay
I hate to break it to you
This ain't a game you should play
My kind of dragons are too big to slay

I rise up like pillars of salt
Turns to the ocean, ?
True name Nemesis and perilous vault
My demonic tutor will instruct the assault
A circle of war, yeah it starts to close in
And you hallucinate melting faces again
Is the magic playing tricks with your mind
Is it just our overlords sending us a sign

[preChorus] To the Cave of Ages, where the mages reside
We are local legends, if we get out alive

[hook] Eventually you will pay
My kind of dragons are too big to slay
I hate to break it to you, but you're not hex-proof, no

By now you know (x3) we've got the ? (Dream Wizards)
By now you know (x3) we're holding all the cards
By now you know (x3) we've got the ? (Dream Wizards)
By now you know (x3) you never expect your death

[hook x2] I hate to break it to you, but you're not hex-proof