[Intro] Ayy, swag
I'm so fuckin' furious
Ayy, ayy, ayy
My real name is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
Doug, Doug

[Chorus 1] Doug Dimmadome, she gon' come and give me dome (Swag)
Doug Dimmadome, she gon' come and give me dome (Doug Dimmadome)
Doug Dimmadome, she gon' come and give me dome (Dimmadome Doug)

[Verse] Bitch came through and gave dome like Sandy (Sandy)
Got two bitches, missing one with the brandy (Okay)
Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy
Bitch suck my dick and I'm feelin' real dancey (Skrrt, skrrt, skrrt)
All we had to go was follow that train (Train)
All she wanted to do was come and give me brain (Okay)
Got box tops just sittin' in a vase (Box tops)
Rollin' up a backwood and smoke it to the face
I'ma just masturbate (Yeah)
You can go home, babe (My legs)
Give the Frosted Flakes

[?] (My legs)
On a scale of one to eight, yo bitch a 8. 1
Yo bitch get a one star rating
I'm smokin' boston to la
This shit be off, they callin' it (Rare)
Watch your step like you fallin' off (Stairs)
All in the basket like Yogi the (Bear)
Lookin' for green like Yoshi, I (Swear)
Pornhub be the stash pot
Incognito mode like Mascots
Weed strands look like a carrot top
She gave me head and you married the thot
Underground tunnel, I bury the guap
A little to you, but to me, it's a lot
I'm watchin' hentai and I follow the plot
And I elbow your bitch like my name was The Rock
Swag, swag, swag, swag
Swag, swag, swag, swag

[Chorus 2] Scrollin' through hentai tryna find my type
Where's my best bitch?
Got a milf creampie, two double D size
Count my suspects
Smoking by treeside, guap sitting knee high
That sounds lovely
Faded glory jeans got me so geeked like
I'm Doug Muffin
Scrollin' through hentai tryna find my type
Where's my best bitch?
Got a milf creampie, two double D size
Count my suspects
Smoking by treeside, guap sitting knee high
That sounds lovely
Faded glory jeans got me so geeked like
I'm Doug Muffin

[Outro] Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time