I hope you are not numb to a narwhal horn
When they wait out by the pier
Cannot stay bored, cannot stay weird
Got two eyes and a nose, for news
But you've got everything to lose
So you stay bored, you stay weird

I hope you don't pretend that the bears at the zoo, well they love you too
Wasn't just me, oh no, wasn't just me
A ghostly prince is lost down the road
By a chimney that smokes silver buttons
For all our dry clothes

I hope you don't think I'm some kind
Of silly bird, oh no, that moves so slow,
Oh so slow, oh so slow