I'm not a chemist
But I think that we've got chemistry
I'm not a physicist
But I like the way you're moving me
I'm not a physiologist
But I'm digging your anatomy
I'm not a mathematician
But I like the thought of you plus me

Tell me girl won't you be my valentine
I can write it on a card with your heart next to mine
I know there's many guys who are already in line
But I'm the only one who knows how to treat you fine

I'm not a cardiologist
But I think you make my heart skip beats
I'm not an astrologist
But I'm sure our signs fit perfectly
I'm not a criminologist
But you stole my heart and lost the key
I'm not a psychiatrist
But your love has got me going crazy

Tell me girl won't you be my valentine
I can write it on a card with your heart next to mine
I know there's many guys who are already in line
But I'm the only one who knows how to treat you fine