You talk about the weather
Sun's out – it's gonna rain
It's gonna pour down.
Take a drive – no car
Take walk – let's stay home
And fool around.

You talk about religion
Moses – Jezebel
Go to church – go to bed
Godspell – go to Hell
Why can't you talk dirty?
I like it, when you talk dirty

You talk about politics
White House – whore house
Revolution – prostitution
President – Mickey Mouse.

You talk about music
Chopin – too square
Heavy metal – too loud
Top twenty – who cares?
Why can't you talk dirty?
I like it, when you talk dirty.

Playboy, Mayfair, Penthouse – White House
Filthy naked poses – Moses
Masochism, sadism, lesbianism – communism
Suntan, striptease, can-can – Chopin.

(Guitar Solo)

You talk about painting
Van Gough – kiss my, ear
Gaugin – go where?
Van Dyke – she's queer.

You talk about Shakespeare
Romeo – or Juliet
Dickens – good idea
Oliver Twist – not quite yet
Why can't you talk dirty?
I like it, when you talk dirty.

Playboy, Mayfair, Penthouse – White House
Filthy naked poses – Moses
Masochism, sadism, lesbianism – communism
Suntan, striptease, can-can – Chopin
Talk dirty, talk dirty
Talk dirty, talk dirty
Talk dirty, talk dirty