I have a knack for awkward silences
Late-night, drunk text messages
I'm great at playin' dumb

She doesn't care much for my politics
Sentimental atheist
We disagree for fun

We're off to an awful start
Proudly showin' off our purple hearts
Comparin' battle scars and

Who shot who first?
Hiking skirts, rollin' up our shirts
And, who hit who worst, anyway?

She had a thing for West Point graduates
Thank God she grew out of it
Wasn't it a thrill?

She says lately she feels bored with guys
I laugh, she just rolls her eyes
Gestures for the bill

We're off to an awful start
Proudly showin' off our purple hearts
Comparin' battle scars and

Who shot who first?
Hiking skirts, rollin' up our shirts
And, who hit who worst, anyway?

(Anyway, anyway)

Who shot who first?
Hiking skirts, rollin' up our shirts
And, who hit who worst, anyway?

Who shot who first?
Hiking skirts, rollin' up our shirts
And, who hit who worst, anyway?

We're off to an awful start
Proudly showin' off our purple hearts
But maybe this time it won't leave a mark
Always showin' off our purple hearts