(Hey, Gary) yes
(Can you tell me what's a yen yet)
I'll try
(Can you tell me what's a yen yet)

Sure, I met a man from Tokyo
It seems he was upset
He lost a lot of money
And he couldn't find his yen yet
(Yen yet, yen yet)

(Can you tell me what's a stall still)
Stall still
(Can you tell me what's a stall still)

Well, I saw a lonely cowboy
Who was sitting on a hill
His horse's leg was broken
And so it was in the stall still
(Stall still, stall still)

(Can you tell me what's a sink since)
(Can you tell me what's a sink since)

Here goes, I found a woman crying
Cause her clothes she couldn't rinse
Her kitchen once exploded
And she hasn't had a sink since
(Sink since, sink since)

Hup (two, three, four)
Hup (two, three, four)

Hey, kids (yes)
Can you tell me what's a toy too
(A toy too)
Can you tell me what's a toy too

A little boy came up to me
And said he was so blue
My brother has a drum, he said
Won't you buy me a toy too
Toy too, toy too

(Can you tell me what's a nag now)
Oh, no
(Can you tell me what's a nag now)

I over heard a farmer
As he bought a brand new plow
I used to use a mule, he said
But I have got a nag now
(Nag now, nag now)

(Can you tell me what's a fruit from)
(Can you tell me what's a) fruit from

Well, I was in a grocery
A man was looking glum
He couldn't find a proper place
Where he could get some fruit from

Nag now, toy too, sink since
(Saw still, yen yet and this
Is the end now)