– Ah, fuck, what time is it? Six, fuck, who needs to be up this early?
– Earl
– What?
– Earl, wake up
– What, I'm up No
– Wake up, Earl
– No, I'mma sleep with my
– Wake up, son
– No, I'mma sleep with my eyes open, that's fucking logical
– Faggot
– What?
– Wake the fuck up!
– I'm up
– You have school right now
– No, I have school at eight, it's six
– So that's why your ass isn't getting any breakfast, wake the fuck up
– I can fix myself breakfast, I'm sixteen
– Earl
– What?
– Earl, wake the fuck up, you faggot!
– How 'bout you shut the fuck up, mom?!