Need to drink to fucking think
If you'd think you wouldn't drink
A real man doesn't need a crutch
Takes a man to drink so much
But I'll just let them play the fool
Everybody tells me that it's cool
It only takes you to an early grave
I'll keep the liquor off my breathDrinking a fifth make you brave
At least my fucking brains not numb
So go ahead and call me dumb
You can drink yourself to death