Oh, grandpa
Grandma's got a sock and mop
To sock you on your playboy top
Oh, grandpa
Look out, look out, look out, look out

Oh, grandpa
You got home at half past two
Grandma's salty and mad at you
Oh, grandpa
Look out, look out, look out, look out

You said you were going up to the lodge
Well, grandma's onto that trick
You better learn the art of duck-and-dodge
'Cause grandma saw you with a real young chick

Oh, grandpa
Get some wings and fly real high
'Cause grandma dug your no-good lie
Oh, grandpa
Look out, look out, look out, look out

You was going up to the lodge
Well, grandma's onto that trick
Said, you better learn the art of duck-and-dodge
'Cause grandma saw you with a real young chick

Oh, grandpa
Get some wings and fly real high
Grandma dug your no-good lie
Oh, grandpa
You better get hep to yourself, old man, look out
Grandpa, look out