[Verse 1] Well it’s May Queen season, not like Cordelia needs a reason
To act like royalty
Somebody no one can find appears to have an axe to grind
With her literally

Her boyfriend Mitch was attacked
By a floating wooden baseball bat
Her best friend Harmony was pushed down the stairs

[Chorus] By a girl unseen
Yeah she’s mad and mean
Since she went out of mind
And out of sight

[Verse 2] Well poor Miss Miller, thank god you didn’t kill her
Now on to surgery!
Now you’ve tied up Cordelia, if I listen hard I’ll hear ya
Catch you in drapery

The suits are here to take you in
Cordelia’s acting like a friend
Sorry Marcie that we made you fade

[Chorus] To a girl unseen
So mad and mean
Since she went out of mind
And out of sight