[Verse 1] It seems like I can’t go a week without some ancient prophecy
Tripping me up… (Xander shut up)
Thought I might get to have some fun, but now there’s this anointed one
Threatening to rise from the ashes of five

And I know I should stay focused and the world depends on me
But who can think about that stuff when a cute boy’s reading poetry?

[Chorus] Being Chosen is a thing that’s easy to hate
But I know who I am and I know it’s my fate
You might be a slayer if you can relate:
It’s hard to never kill a boy on the first date, never kill a boy on the first date

[Verse 2] Cordelia you’re no threat to me, but Angel’s looking jealously
At Owen – oh no, the secrets they grow
The gang’s all here, we have to go to the romantic funeral home
Where Giles is trapped, with guilt I am wracked

And I know he’s not my dad, but he still looks after me
Which is nice since no one’s seen my mom since back in episode three

[Chorus] Being Chosen is a thing that’s easy to hate
But I know who I am and I know it’s my fate
You might be a slayer if you can relate:
It’s hard to never kill a boy on the first date, never kill a boy on the first date

[Bridge] By the way, I’ll wear whatever I want, and Xander it’s uncool
To try to slut shame all your friends just because they won’t go out with you

[Chorus] Being Chosen is a thing that’s easy to hate
But I know who I am and I know it’s my fate
You might be a slayer if you can relate:
It’s hard to never kill a boy on the first date, never kill a boy on the first date