Labels her eggs
Flosses in bed
Borrows my sweater without asking
What the shit?
She got ketchup on it

Kathy sucks
Kathy sucks
Kathy really sucks
And I hate her guts

Irons her jeans
Loves her capris
Only listens to the divas
On repeat
For infinity

Kathy sucks
Kathy sucks
Kathy really sucks
And I hate her guts

Do you believe in life after Kathy?
I have to believe in life after Kathy

Poured animal blood
Right down my throat
And sucked out sections of my soul
That she tried to keep
While I was asleep

Kathy sucks
Kathy sucks
What the fuck
Kathy really sucks
Kathy sucks

Kathy sucks
Kathy sucks
Kathy really sucks
And I hate her guts