I feel like a pumpkin
They're living it up in the sun
'Til somebody cuts them
Carving their hearts out for fun
One in a million
You made me feel like I was
But you're just a villain
Making a game out of love

I tried to shake you
Tonight I'm going out
But the curse on this party's
Not what I need right now

Halloween night
A night I'm supposed to have off
But all these demons
Never know when to back off
Drag me off in the haunted house
Like I've got nothing better to do
On Halloween night
When all that I wanted
Is just to be haunted by you

Down at the frat house
Everyone coming undone
Tarantula party
People screaming and covered in blood
Whatever your worst fear
It's coming to visit tonight
At least there's no demon reptiles
Waiting for a co-ed sacrifice

Usually I'd drive a stake through
And be sound asleep by ten
But tonight the evil
Is fucking around in our heads

Halloween night
A night I'm supposed to have off
But all these demons
Never know when to back off
Drag me off in the haunted house
Like I've got nothing better to do
On Halloween night
When all that I wanted
Is just to be haunted by you

Maybe what you're scared of
Can fit in the palm of your hand
Sometimes you gotta
Put your fist through a pentagram

Halloween night
A night I'm supposed to have off
But all these demons
Never know when to back off
Drag me off in the haunted house
Like I've got nothing better to do
On Halloween night
When all that I wanted
Is just to be haunted by you