Wake up in the morning and my head is feeling rough
I drink a shitty margarita 'cause I love that stuff
I go into the kitchen so I can cook some eggs
My shitty margarita helps to take away my shakes

Whoa!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I have a shitty margarita with all of my friends
I try to take it easy but it's happening again
You tell me that I'm fucking up, I tell you I ain't listening
I walk out of your party, girl, but I ain't missing anything

Do you wanna' go downtown?
And when we get there we'll get down
And have a shitty margarita
I'm sweating and I'm shaking and I'm pounding down a shitty margarita

Okay!

I pour my shitty margarita all over the floor
The barman steps to me and he says, "What are you fighting for?"
So, I go into the bathroom where I can be alone
And I chug a shitty margarita sitting on the bowl

Do you wanna' go get wild?
Do you wanna' go do that thing that sometimes makes a child?
Let's have a shitty margarita

Regret don't stand a chance against a shitty margarita

And she told me I was cool
And I believed it was true
And I was so gone, I never knew
What shitty margaritas do to boys like me
To boys like me
And girls like you!

Margarita
Pretty margarita
Baby, why you always gotta get me loose on all these shitty margaritas?

Margarita
Pretty margarita
I'm killing it, I'm killing it, I only need these shitty margaritas
I'm killing it, I'm killing it, I only need these shitty margaritas
I'm killing it, I'm killing it, I only need these shitty margaritas