When he comes bursting through that door
My heart leaps and hits the floor
Calling himself Louis Quatorze
He's so young and dangerous

Oh, I love it when he says so seriously
With his gun in my back
Honey, close your eyes and think of England
Just for one second

It's his genuine act, as a matter of fact
Louis was horrible to me
He tears down my defenses
He pretends that I'm against him

Chorus:
Louis, Louis, Louis did love me
Louis Quatorze made love to me
Come back again, don't tell me when
Louis Quatorze always surprised me

Fourteens (?) he'll never be
I don't know how long it lasts
But one thing's for sure
Louis Quatorze knows how to love me

Amour, amour, amour, amour
Louis Quatorze loves me some more
He does what he does 'cos he's aware
Louis's gonna shoot me

Louis's, Louis's locking my door
Louis's serious, I'm delirious
No place, Vegas doesn't care
Louis Quatorze starts to undress me

With his gun in my back, I start to undress
You just don't mess with Louis Quatorze
He's my partner in this crime of happiness
'Cos I'm just fourteen

Oh, I love it when he says so seriously
With his gun in my back
Honey, make love to me

[Repeat Chorus twice]

Louis Quatorze, I love you