Dear alcohol, last night we had ball, I lost my left
Shoe, don't worry I don't blame you,
Your my best friend there till the end I love they way
You taste you put a smile on my face

And you get all the blame but as far as I'm concerned aa
Stands for alcohol is awesome
Alcohol is awesome

All my friends are worried about me; they say I need
Mayday, they I got a problem.

I don't have a problem. Still don't have that problem

And you get all the blame but as far as I'm concerned aa
Stands for alcohol is awesome
Alcohol is awesome, so fucking awesome

And you get all the blame but as far as I'm concerned aa
Stands for alcohol is awesome
Alcohol is awesome, so fucking awesome