Radio Speaker: (Not on album version)
Welcome to the radio show: Young, Free And Single!
We got a good show lined up for you, let's have our first caller:

Hey, Jane's my name and love's my game,
I just turned eighteen yesterday.
I'm blond, I'm tall, I'm full of fun,
Give me a call and I'll show you some.

Frank met Jane now, and Jane met Eddie – on the radio show.
Who wants to have fun, who's hot and ready? – For the radio show.
Call up the station, have a go, get the phone in your hand.
Friends and lovers, give a call, take a chance on a voice if you can.

Y-O-you-N-G -F-are- double E, a-a-and single, sss-single.
Y-O-you-N-G -F-are- double E, a-a-and single, sss-single.
A-a-and single, sss-single.

Hey Jane, oh Jane, a voice supreme, I hear myself a living dream,
I'll tell you where, I'll tell you how,
Hang up that phone, we'll meet right now.

Young, free and single – who wants to take a dare?
Young, free and single – looking for affairs.
Young, free and single – always for a game.
Young, free and single – voices bring you fame.

What's your name now, call in a chance – on the radio show.
Playing roulette and you might get a blank – or you might have a go.
Love on the airwave and it's yours, pick the heart of your choice.
Friends and lovers, give a call, make a match – by the sound of a voice.

Y-O-you-N-G -F-are- double E, a-a-and single, sss-single.
Y-O-you-N-G -F-are- double E, a-a-and single, sss-single.
Y-O-you-N-G -F-are- double E, a-a-and single, sss-single.
Y-O-you-N-G -F-are- double E, a-a-and single, sss-single.
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