Smash, smash the magnavox.
Smash, smash the magnavox.
Smash, smash the magnavox.
Smash, smash the magnavox.

Sister had a birthday, it won't be televised,
Brother's bright ideas, they won't be televised.
Mom served a cup of coffee to a Dad who wouldn't kissee,
And it won't be televised, no it won't be televised.

A-televised, a-televised,
A-televised.

Smash, smash the magnavox.
Smash, smash the magnavox.
Smash, smash the magnavox.
Smash, smash the magnavox.

Mama's typing memos, Daddy's welding pipes,
I was playing hookie or instigating fights
That my brother backed me up on, back when we were tight,
And it won't be televised, no it won't be televised.

A-televised, a-televised,
A-televised.

All you people look the same,
All your houses look the same,
Wandering in and out,
Wondering all about.

All your places, all your faces,
All your faces, all your faces.
All your faces, all your places,
All your faces, all your faces.

Mama gave three lives, it won't be televised,
Daddy dug three holes and it won't be televised.
For an average kind of family with an average plot of land,
Not a sitcom plan, that's a perfect little sham.

A-televised, a-televised,
A-televised.

Smash, smash the magnavox.
Smash, smash the magnavox.
Smash, smash the magnavox.
Smash, smash the magnavox.