[Tom] I want to fuck a dog in the ass

[Mark] He wants to fuck a dog in the ass

[Tom] I wanna fuck a dog
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog….and his ass

[Mark and Tom] We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

[Tom] I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass

[Mark] Aargh me and me first mate asurvy cur

[Tom] Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
But I've found the dog

[Mark, in Mexican accent] Ah that was no pirate man that was thine own sister

[Mark] It's a Mexican pirate

[Mark and Tom] We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
Wanna fuck a fucking dog

[Mark] Fuck you