[Verse 1] So when you gaze at planet earth from outer space
Does it wipe that stupid look off of your face?
I saw this aura over the battleground states
I lost some money, lost the keys
But I'm still handcuffed to the briefcase

[Chorus] I never thought, not in a million years
That I’d meet so many lovers
Can I please have my money back?
My virtual reality mask is stuck on ‘Parliament Brawl’
Emergency battery pack just in time for my weekly chat with God on videocall

[Verse 2] Breaking news they take the truth and make it and fluid
The trainer's explanation was accepted by the steward
A montage of the latest ancient ruins
Soundtracked by a chorus of you don’t know what you’re doing

[Chorus] I never thought, not in a million years
That I’d meet so many lovers

[Bridge] And all of my most muscular regrets explode behind my eyes like American sports

[Chorus] I never thought, not in a million years
That I’d meet so many lovers