Let's raise the glass.
Let's peel the eyelids back
And toast them.
And we can watch their plans fall through.

I've found a reason to quit.
And I can stop when I want.
And I can call it off any time I want to.
If I could light your cash,
You can smoke your stash.
Sucking on your best friend's skin.

Nevermind your friends.
Nevermind your friends.
We'll make the joke on them.
We'll make a joke.

Nevermind your friends 'cause you can make a joke of them. (2 times)

Let's stick ourselves. [?] Let's tack their earlobes to the radio.
We'll watch our heroes trip and fall.

I've found a reason to quit.
And I can stop when I want.
And I can call it off any time I want to.
When you light your cash,
You can smoke your stash.
Sucking on your best friend's skin.

Nevermind your friends.
Nevermind your friends.
We'll make a joke of them.
We'll make a joke.

Nevermind your friends 'cause you can make a joke of them. (4 times)