When we were last here we named our offspring,
But we never even did it, we never really did anything.
We shared a birthday so we shared a do and they cooked my/your clothes when I was upstairs with you.
I/you did the sheet trick,
You/i did a yawn so i/you went out with the boys,
Stealing the milk at dawn.
I was a virgin, you were on holiday
– I'd had seven glasses when she asked me to stay.
So I let the wine decide what I should do.
At least I was careful
– I remember it was blue.