[Chorus:] I always keep a list of all the guys I kiss
I always keep a list of all the guys I kiss

[Bridge:] I rate them from one to ten
How they kiss and if they're men

[Verse:] I met Johnny at a party last night
He's just a playboy but that's alright
'Cause I'm a playgirl and he's my fool
He's so sweet, he's so cool
He's so warm, he's so hot

[Chorus:] I always keep a list of all the guys I kiss
I always keep a list of all the guys I kiss

[Bridge:] I rate them from one to ten
How they kiss and if they're men

[Verse 2:] Tommy is tops (He can do anything)
Biology, psychology, mathematics and genetic
I fell in love with his brain
He's so sweet, he's so cool
He's so warm, he's so hot

[Bridge:] I rate them from one to ten
How they kiss and if they're men

[Verse 3:] Dennis is my toy
I wind him up
We get started and cannot stop
I am his doll and we play all night
He's so sweet, he's so cool
He's so warm, he's so hot

[Chorus:] I always keep a list of all the guys I kiss
I always keep a list of all the guys I kiss

Of all the men and all the guys and all the boys
And all the men and all the guys and all the boys I kiss
Of all the men and all the guys and all the boys
And all the men and all the guys and all the boys I kiss
Of all the guys and all the guys and all the guys
And all the men, all the boys and all the guys I kiss