One fool on a stool is all I heard the bartender say
I never thought my whole life could ever turn out this way
Green snakes on the ceiling, walking walls I can see
One fool on a stool and on that stool sits this fool me

One fool on a stool, one drink to a hand
No thread for your needle, no ma'am I ain't seen your man
Anything you want to tell me, I got no time for
Just order your drink, and make room for more

One fool on a stool is all I heard the bartender say
I never thought my whole life could ever turn out this way
Green snakes on the ceiling, walking walls I can see
One fool on a stool and on that stool sits this fool me

One fool on a stool is all I heard the bartender say
I never thought my whole life could ever turn out this way
Green snakes on the ceiling, walking walls I can see
One fool on a stool and on that stool sits this fool me
One fool on a stool and on that stool sits this fool me