LYRIC
And my buddy Keith was driving the truck
And this lady about ran us off the road in a Cadillac
She just kind of smiled when she went by,
And he has road rage and he said "Look at that Big, Fat Bitch"
So I grabbed my little travel guitar out of the back and went
Big fat bitch
She's a big old, big old, fat bitch
She goes to Ryan's and they say, Shit
This one's going to cost us
She's a big old bitch
She's a big old bitch
You can hide a pound of dope
Under one of her tits
Big fat bitch
She's a big old bitch
[Verse 3] Who stole ChristmasThe Grinch
Who stole the Twinkies
Big fat bitch
She's a big old bitch
[Verse 4] Yeah, she had this Cajun friendWho had a pet alligator
She ate that some bitch
Like it was a green Now & Later
Or a fried green da-mator
You'd have to have a turbo-foaming car wash brush
To masturbate her
She's a big old bitch
She's a big old bitch
She had a Pogo stick that would say, "Hey Wanda"
And they'd go "song-tong-thong-song-tong-thong"
And now her Pogo stick says, "Holy fucking shit"
And they go "Bount, bount"
She's a big old bitch
She's a big olllllllld bitch
And she makes all kinds of noise
She chases the ice cream man down Cunningham
In her corduroys
She goes (strumming of strings)
She's a big old bitch
She's a big ollllllld big fat bitch
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